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>> stephanie: you have opened a hillary clinton-size can of whoop ass. >> we're back to jacki does it all days. >> stephanie: yes, clinton is going to spend the day wiping bits of ass off of her shoes. >> can you say ass on current tv >> stephanie: i don't know. here is jacki schechner. >> is there no end to cory booker's heroics? last night he rescued a dog from the freezing cold. the dog was on the street and after returning several times to find the dog still there, a woman tweeted the new york mayor who responded to the scene
himself. >> this is brutal weather. >> mayor booker recently announced he may run for senator laudenberg's seat in 2013 but the senator has given no indication that he may retire. a quinnipiac poll out on wednesday shows in booker and laudenberg faced off in 2014 booker would beat him by 21 points. voters cite bowdenberg's age as a person. and vice president biden is going to hold a meeting on plans
to curve gun violence. several are planning to attend the round table. we'll be back with more show after the break. we'll see you on the other side. right have, about the "heavy hand of government" ... i want to have that conversation. let's talk about it. really? you're going to lay people off because now the government is going to help you fund your healthcare. really? i want to have those conversations, not to be confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying, and i'd like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table.
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>> stephanie: yeah right? roleland sexy liberal tour director, roland in new york was crying like a little girl because it is so cold in new york. >> what degrees is it? >> stephanie: like 13. >> that's cold. >> stephanie: did you hear the story jacki told about my new crush cory booker? he saved a dog named cha cha from the cold. somebody tweeted the dog was loose in that kind of cold and cory booker responded himself and saved cha cha from the cold. he said he would come on the show. ♪ oh, dear god it must be him ♪ >> so he pulled someone out of a burning building then rescues a dog. what is next? he is going to find flipper? >> stephanie: right. [♪ dramatic music ♪]
>> there goes the bikini whale. >> oh look who is on the tv reince prebus! >> stephanie: oh no. that's when the dogs usually come in. oh, for god's sake. [ dog barking ] >> stephanie: thank you. >> i don't like dogs. >> reince prebus has a new pet. >> stephanie: wait. hang on. hang on. >> reince prebus rescued something. >> stephanie: a chair in his office. it is now located in his office cnn also notes that prebus gets the joke. >> hum. >> stephanie: who was in charge of this mess? >> that he was responsible for. >> stephanie: exactly. who is running this disastrous
titanic thing. >> icebergs? i hate icebergs. do i have to stier around it? okay. >> stephanie: john fugelsang next hour, and tina dupuy who we also saw in washington for -- who is very smart and funny. we'll have her on in hour number 3. and what else? i was saying rude pundit on monday that's where i got the quote man, clinton must have spent the rest of the afternoon wiping bits of ass off of her shoes. hillary clinton's what the [ censor bleep ] rand paul face. >> had i been president at the time -- [ hillary clinton laughter ] >> is the u.s. involved in
transferring weapons to turkey. >> hillary clinton: turkey? >> i believe the entire quote was jive-ass turkey. >> that was a little skit that you had to put together. >> stephanie: i thought it would be funny. here is a little skit. and then hilary is back from the primary, how handy was that? [ hillary clinton laughter ] >> stephanie: she deserves to be president just for that that she did not burst out that laugh when rand paul said that. [ hillary clinton laughter ] >> if i had been president -- >> stephanie: that would have been funny. all right. so, oh a love letter. [♪ romantic music ♪] >> stephanie: i said that to a friend the other day. and she was like what? it was an old joke never mind. ever poll they said if the election were held today, and
that was the only way we could survive hearing that that many times and i said if my aunt had a [ censor bleep ] she would be my uncle. jim here is a fun fact for you. >> yes? >> stephanie: the historic warner theater. and i was reading kirk douglas' book on the plane, and spartacus opened at the warner theater. >> oh wow. >> kind of a random book to read on a plane. >> stephanie: listen kirk douglas watches and think i'm [ inaudible ]. >> okay. >> stephanie: and he signed the book to me and he said -- >> i'm spartacus. >> stephanie: he thinks i'm
beautiful and then when david told him i'm gay he said what! [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: he signed my book to a beautiful girl who is also smart. >> okay. >> stephanie: i think it was one anecdote about the warner theater. >> very cool. >> stephanie: also here is another fun fact. alan grayson who was our celebrity on panel. he got a standing ovation for walking and sitting when he was in the theater, so did jfk. and the guy he was with said they are applauding you even in the dark. >> amazing. that charisma just glows in the dark. >> stephanie: exactly. he was presidential glow stick. >> and he reenacted the marilyn monroe thing with melissa fitzgerald. >> stephanie: oh, that's right.
we were hoping it was your birthday. >> it was actually closer to my birthday. >> stephanie: who cares? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: is it me or are we all old? because didn't i start this story an hour ago. >> we have gone through all three verses of the love music. [♪ romantic music ♪] >> it's a three and a half minute song. >> stephanie: i have a love story. >> you do know they die at the end. >> stephanie: oh, thanks. it's a dude in crying game. >> oh, great! now i don't have to see it. >> stephanie: we should do the spoiler alert for every movie in history.
oh, where was i? oh, speaking of long-boring stories, i have a long-boring story about long-boring stories. do you want to know it? you know the guy that owns the show that is trying to kill me for the life insurance money? >> yeah. >> stephanie: how many trips have we been on with him and heard long-boring stories. >> i rode on an elevator with him and it seemed like it took five minutes. >> stephanie: okay. i think i told this story the other day, see now i'm repeating my long-boring story about long-boring story. the luncheon was in the willard hotel -- >> willard. >> stephanie: anyway -- the lobby of that hotel --
>> this is hard. >> stephanie: right. i said to him oh my god in the history of -- that story was actually interesting and concise and there was a point. >> elevators in england are known as lifts, and this one is made by the shindler company, so they are known as the shindle's lift. >> stephanie: any way mom and the mooks, had so much pleasure in meeting rocky mountain mike et cetera, et cetera spending all evening with like-minded people, really refreshing. i came with old friends, but
left with new ones. [ applause ] >> that was all there was to the letter and we played the love theme twice? >> stephanie: we got waylaid, and when i say we i mean me. my little wires are flapping around in chardonnay. [ electrical buzzing ] >> stephanie: by the way i wrote to congressman grayson to thank him, and i said you should party with us more often. and he wrote back and said oh if only every night. sigh. [ applause ] >> i would like to see him depate rand paul. >> stephanie: oh god. rand paul got caught in the same
trap that romney did. stop watching fox news. that's where mitt romney got caught -- did you call -- yes, i did. proceed governor. >> fox nation. yes. that's their free republican-type site where crazies can post anything and talk about it as if it is true. >> stephanie: exactly. i loved everything about that moment, it was when the reality based community collided. that face was like are you [ censor bleep ] kidding me? i am the secretary of state of the united states of america, i have [ censor bleep ] stuff to do. really? >> turkey! >> turkey! >> stephanie: okay. i'm a little bit busy. and then he pressed her on it, and she is like i don't know anything about that.
and you think i would because as i mentioned i'm [ censor bleep ] secretary of state. you [ censor bleep ] >> stick. >> stephanie: i'm bleeped the dip and not -- all right. all right. we shot up the entire first segment on useless pointless stories. [ applause ] >> also -- >> are you going to offer me an orange now. >> stephanie: orange candy. >> all boys like ribbon candy. >> stephanie: you are stuck with me. seventeen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: call stephanie now, she's easy. 1-800-steph-1-2.
>> announcer: stephanie -- stephanie -- stephanie miller ♪ once way or another i'm going to find you, i'm going to get ya get ya get ♪ >> stephanie: get it. it is this "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. twenty-two minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. scott in michigan good morning, scott. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. how are you? >> stephanie: good how are you. >> caller: pretty good. a little cold here in michigan. i called because i want to let you know about this libertarian
utopia that this guy wants to buy belle isle from the state of michigan or detroit city for this isle. >> stephanie: yeah and it will compete with glen beck's wally world. did i just say lesbian utopia, i'm sorry that was my -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: i meant libertarian. >> caller: theying want to use a currency called the rand. named after ayn rand and their biggest business there is going to be financial, so they want to have like a cayman island hold there so big money people can come there and shelter their tax money and stuff like that. >> stephanie: awesome. >> caller: isn't that a great idea? >> stephanie: right. and no rules or regulations of
any kind. no stoplights or stop signs just go. >> are you tired of your government taking away liberties and freedoms you can't quite name. welcome welcome susseed with us. your hard-earned money is yours to teen. there are no taxes in -- glen becky becky becky becky stan stan. >> there are no roads, police teachers, libraries, garbage pickup or sewage statement in -- >> glen becky becky becky becky stan stan. >> but you will friend off the wild animals and then the
survivalist train willing kick in. who needs government. it is over rated. join us in -- >> glen becky becky stan stan. >> want to shoot your gun in all directions, go ahead. with a small down payment it can be yours. >> above the fruited plains. >> our future is in the past. >> stephanie: good call, producer chris. >> thank you. >> stephanie: you just dropped that out of nowhere. >> i did. it was just there. >> stephanie: a little comedy ribbon candy. oh by the way, my 90-year-old republican mom who i just took to dinner --
>> with the casket -- cassette player. >> stephanie: yes. the ipad mini is a little too small for my taste. you can't quite see. >> i think you can increase the font size? >> stephanie: oh, really? like i know how to do that. >> where is the font button? >> stephanie: yeah, is there a big button that says font? but anyway my mom as you know chris, used to be a glen beck oh aficionado. but she has kind of cooled on him after he got fired. >> really? >> stephanie: oh dear he got a little radical. [ applause ] >> a little radical. >> stephanie: she is coming around on glen beck. >> a little radical? >> stephanie: i mentioned i cry like a baby every time i leave my mom like on my first day of
kindergarten. she left a message on my machine that made my cry again. my mom like most people of her age, afraid of technology. first of all she never used to leave a message. i think the beep makes her nervous. she is like oooooooooh . . . stephanie it's mom. and she likes to write things out so she has her thoughts together. you could tell she was reading a little speech on my machine. [ applause ] >> oh. >> stephanie: i just wanted to say thank you, and the thoughts you expressed -- it is the cutest little thing -- and then she'll take no further questions. that was it. in fact she called during the show, so she knew i wouldn't be there. >> oh. >> stephanie: it was adorbs.
>> and then she'll say something bad about the president. >> stephanie: yeah, no anti-obama rhetoric at all. >> oh, good. >> stephanie: rick in montana you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, rick. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. how are you? >> stephanie: good, go ahead. >> caller: first of all it would be nice to see you on bill maher. >> stephanie: oh, thank you. bill talking to you. >> caller: diane feinstein introduced the bill to ban assault weapons and i don't think it is going to pass because we need 60 votes again -- >> stephanie: yeah we'll talk about that. i love dick durbin. he says they are all happy with it. and we'll talk about all of that and the assault weapon's ban
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♪ >> current's award winning original series is back with an all-new episode straight from the headlines. in the minefield of the nation's gun control debate, this could be the most polarizing issue. >> anybody could claim "stand your ground" and they can get away with murder. >> only on current tv.
clinton. and it just says no wonder bill is afraid. wow! she is the secretary of state for the united states. >> i have a really high bar for humor, it takes a lot to offend me. that was offensive. >> stephanie: yeah. >> she wears the pants in that family. [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: john mccain said hilary got away with ducking questions because of the warm media. >> stephanie: oh absolutely. hardly reported anything. allen west. why? really? please go away now. i'm guessing he has a thought or two about chicks in the military. >> he does. >> that's where our focus should be right now to decline the
middle east frustration. and i will to tell you -- if this be the case then why do we have separate hockey leagues? you know women should be out there playing ice hockey with the guys. i can't shoot a three-pointer, but there are ladies that can certainly take me to the hoop. joe, maybe they should be competing with kobe bryant. >> stephanie: don't you hate people that make stupid analogies. obviously if -- as leon panetta said if they can't pass the test. they won't be in that job. he said it could lead to the demise of the military. he facebooked about it. he said gi jane was a movie.
i thought demi moore was spectacular so i was thinking -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: how many years ago was that anyway? gi jane? >> that was over ten years ago. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: like at least he didn't go to strip tease like i would have. this can potentially lead to the demise of our military -- >> i thought he was suggesting that she got nibblets up her who ha. >> stephanie: yeah. oh, really, must we ted nugent at a gun show? >> i'm part of a great experience in self government where we the people determine our own pursuit of happiness and our own individual liberty. not to be confused with the
barack obama gang who believes in we the sheeple, and if you want another concord bridge. i have got some buddies. >> stephanie: oh. >> he has buddies. >> stephanie: he is so macho and scary. >> you want to take on the army? >> stephanie: yeah. his threats are always so scary. oh bryan fischer again of american family radio. >> it's a simple fact of biblical history that if we do not -- if we do not as a nation come to repentance for the sin of abortion, we will have to pay for that with the shedding of american blood. it could be through civil war, anarchy, it could be through
muslim fundamentalists, but one way or another we cannot escape god's justice. >> the fact of biblical history. those are three things that don't belong together. [ laughter ] >> there's that. >> yeah. >> so if we don't get rid of abortion the terrorists will win. >> stephanie: yes. >> okay. [ applause ] >> it's logical. >> stephanie: right, sure. okey-dokeyy. >> my head hurts. i'm glad it is friday. >> stephanie: me too. pam writes by the way -- i might need some nostalgia music. steph i remember 35, 40 years ago, cigarettes were allowed everywhere. when people -- when people started to get sick from smoking the government imposed a tack on cigarettes, and that just went higher and higher, and we can no longer smoke anywhere within 30
or 40 feet of any entrance why can't we impose a gun tack on gun owners and a license that needs to be renewed every four years like a driver's license. [ applause ] >> ted nugent and his buddies are going to take over and take on the military. those guys are pan sis. i'm take them down. >> stephanie: that was ted nugent. >> really, you would take on the army, navy marine corps -- >> stephanie: all right. ted. barbara in florida. hi barbara. >> caller: hi, good morning. i just want to say i like your show. >> stephanie: thank you so much. >> caller: and kudos to hilary and john kerry for their performance. but what i'm really upset about is what happened in the senate last night. i leave that harry reid made a promise to the american people. i worked hard and called and knocked on doors to get
president obama elected again, and for harry to do what he did yesterday was just -- he should resign. that's what i feel. >> stephanie: yeah, listen i know. it reminds me of the public option debate. i get it liberals are really disappointed. dick durbin said -- why do we have to compromise? but i don't know i'm not in the position, but he said that's how this world works, people start aspiring at very high levels, and then you reach something called compromise. the fact that the two leaders were able to work it out is great for the senate. we'll get into that when we get back. forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: the only place in america where dissent is still allowed. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ you know -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ you know -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. forty-nine minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. paul in nevada agrees with our last caller on the filibuster reform. hey, paul. hi paul. >> caller: hey stephanie, how are you doing? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: sixteen years ago i stood next to harry reid in a protest against sheldon adelson in a protest in las vegas. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: and i was there with a whole bunch of other unions.
and i know what you are saying that dick durbin likes this agreement, but they also like the fiscal cliff agreement. >> stephanie: paul we get your frustration. we had senator merkley on right before we went to dc. and he said it is so important that we end the secret silent filibuster. and harry reid got pushed back from democrats, and some of these conserve-demes it's not us, not obviously being unified, right? >> caller: i understand, but if harry is the leader he has got to assert his leadership. >> stephanie: i agree. >> caller: he even said we had to do something about the fill
buster. that merkley and udoll were right. and what do we end up with? >> stephanie: he said i'm not ready to get rid of the 60-vote threshold. he says the senate isn't and shouldn't be like the house. >> caller: but they were talking about making them stand on the floor -- >> stephanie: i know. >> caller: harry reid has lost all of my respect, and believe me i had a lot of respect for the man. i stood next to him, talked to him, and supported him, and i live in nevada -- >> stephanie: i agree there is so much of this -- this is the decorum of the senate, and it's like well, we're not getting anything done. granted it is more the house republicans that are the problem -- >> caller: maybe they ought to
make elizabeth warren the head of the senate. >> stephanie: exactly. she made aig's nut sack shrink back up. shunk. that's the sound it makes. >> how would you know? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: senate democrats rallied around a scaled back filibuster deal. i read what dick durbin said, one after the overall of these senior democrats like it. senator ron widen said i'm with my colleague jeff merkley on the
substance, but think senator reid has done a significant amount of reform. bob casey said yeah i'll support, we have to try to reach by partisan agreements around here on a regular basis. i get it. everything that senator merkley said when we had him on made so much sense to me. why don't they have to actually talk? >> with these kind of bipartisan deals we would have lost world war ii because the republicans -- i'm not so sure about getting in a war with germany. >> first hitler reference. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: and hey almost to the end of the first hour. >> i know. >> stephanie: rich in minneapolis, welcome. >> caller: hello stephanie. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i think harry reid is playing chess and a lot of these
crickers are playing checkers, because the low-information voters are just now getting the information that they are blocking everything. but that's not why i called. the reason i called is because the critics of the women in the military, they are forgetting that the women -- it's a volunteer service, and the women that are doing it are doing it because they know they can do it. and you sissy ladies like you stephanie, come on, man up. >> stephanie: me man up? i'm too old to join the military unfortunately. >> caller: i would follow you anywhere. >> stephanie: wow. wow. >> nations go to war over women like you. >> stephanie: right exactly. >> it's a form of appreciation. >> stephanie: that's a little sad that you were able to whip out a sheena easton lyric this
early in the morning. >> i'm scared hold me. >> stephanie: all right. good morning. >> caller: good morning. i was hoping you would talk about the bill new mexico is introducing about forcing women to continue with their pregnancy even in cases of rape and incest for dna is basically what they are saying. >> stephanie: did they not see the huge numbers from the election? >> caller: yeah, they don't care. >> stephanie: yeah. yeah. i know it's just -- to some people it's like this election never happened and they are just continuing with the same -- >> crap. >> stephanie: right. when you say the rapy republican, and you have to say which one? you know your party has -- >> got a problem. >> stephanie: right has a chick problem. newt gingrich was in my flight
in coach. [ phyllis diller laughter ] >> stephanie: they were having a little republican meeting there. >> that's right. >> stephanie: about the outreach and the moving forward as they say. [ phyllis diller laughter ] >> stephanie: wait a minute, i have leftover thai food. talk amongst yours. >> rue da bay ga rue da bay ga. >> stephanie: i can't find it. they already screwed up in their outreach to women and minorities. >> thai food is not the best for breakfast. >> stephanie: why? >> it's a spicy. >> stephanie: i don't get it spicy. >> you can put hot sauce on your eggs. >> i don't like that as well. >> stephanie: i'm not eating spicy. i'm eating [ inaudible ]. >> is it from that place i told you about? >> stephanie: yes.
yes. oh, my god -- by the way here is a little story -- i think i'll do a little story instead of going to the assault weapon's ban. as you know i'm a -- >> shut in. >> stephanie: elderly shutten, and a single loser, so chris not only produces my show he produces my life. explain how i couldn't have gotten around washington without you. >> you couldn't. >> stephanie: chris had an iphone and i also didn't know how to operate the -- >> oh the turnstile thing. >> stephanie: it was like having a toddler. it was like take your ticket off. get on the train. get off of the train. >> sit down. >> stephanie: take your ticket out -- >> i threw it away.
life, and he had to take me around d.c. because i couldn't -- >> work the metro. >> stephanie: and i realize you and melissa fitzgerald also had to bring me gowns, because i'm completely incapable of functioning as an adult in this world. >> i think you didn't catch the memo about the black tie event. >> stephanie: no. i'm sort of like the girl in the plastic bubble. >> my mom said what are you doing this weekend? and i said i'm going to stephs. and she said she really doesn't like to leave her house, does she? >> stephanie: that's right. >> good morning, everybody. it's shaping up to be a big game of musical chairs at the white house today. president obama will name dennis mcdunna has his next chief of
staff. he recently served as the deputy national security advisor and we'll be replaced by tony banken. dan meanwhile leaving his post as the white house communications director. he is going to take over as a senior advisor. and jennifer palmary will become the new communications director. this afternoon the president and hillary clinton will sit down together for a joint interview with cbs's 60 minutes. this will be the first time that president obama has sat down for a joint interview with anyone other than the first lady. and republicans will decide today whether or not to give reince are preibus a second shot as rnc chairman. he is likely to win reelection.
last night's keynote address before the winter conference of the rnc meeting, bobby jindal warned while the party doesn't need to change its values. it does need to change about everything else and stop being stupid. those were his words not mine. we're back after the break. original series is back with an all-new episode straight from the headlines. in the minefield of the nation's gun control debate, this could be the most polarizing issue. >> anybody could claim "stand your ground" and they can get away with murder. >> only on current tv.
six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. stephaniemiller.com check it out. we have all of our pictures up from the inauguration on stephanie miller facebook and sexy liberal facebook. what? speaking of sexy liberals? who said friday? ♪ fugelsang is just all right with me ♪ ♪ fugelsang is just all right oh, yeah ♪ >> yeah! >> stephanie: here he is on zero hours of sleep. good morning. [ mumbling ] >> it's 10 degrees. i'm walking to work because i don't go to the gym anymore. >> stephanie: oh grandpa, in how much snow? >> i'll be moving back soon. >> stephanie: yay!
>> good morning kids. greetings from current facing the east. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what you did there. you didn't get any heat of from the hilary hearing at all. >> how much fun was the hilary hearing. come for the hypocrisy stay for the massageny. >> stephanie: damon writes now whenever i say something stupid my wife looks at me and says turkey. [ hillary clinton laughter ] >> hillary clinton: turkey? >> stephanie: we're not laughing at you, rand we're laughing really, really hard at you. and i loved that john mccain of
course didn't have the nads to say this to her, he goes on foxes and friends and says her response saying it didn't matter how these people died. that was stunning. first of all she didn't use the words it didn't matter. she said what difference does it make? during the interview mccain suggested that the adoring media will protect clinton and the white house -- >> yeah, because they have been so easy on the clintons. after eight years of having republicans hate this lady, and then 12 years of having them love her, now it's like a time machine back to the '90s. that whole hearing was more '90s than my face no more
[ inaudible ]. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it really is ridiculous. they obviously are taking her out of context on purpose. they know she wasn't saying it didn't matter that americans died. >> no it was a polite way of saying they are dead and you are exploiting it. remember in 2001 republicans said it was treason to ever criticize a president during wartime. in 2001 bush can sit there in nursery school. they used it in 2001 and in 2012 they use a terrorist attack to exploit iraq. >> stephanie: androe gel, half
of the commercial is the side effects. oh, an exploding scrotum that can't be do. >> there are all kinds of estrogen leaking things in the environment now. >> stephanie: right. >> like plastic bottles. >> stephanie: yeah. i don't know the androe gel seems very, very scary to me. and i love that it says don't let it get on anybody else. >> yeah your wife may grow a penis if she comes in contact with androe gel. >> stephanie: i'm afraid i'm going to grow my unibrow back.
here some the sexist headlines and -- >> yep. and then sean hannity goes on the air with big graphics saying hilary unglued. first he says she didn't care. she was all fake. then she says hilary unglued. >> stephanie: yeah, it was too staged and she was unglued. >> yes, an emotionally unhinged train wreck. >> stephanie: yeah, they obviously -- you listen john to the fringes of right-wing world they were accusing her of faking a concussion and a blood clot. >> yeah. >> stephanie: and now her show of emotion was a ploy. ron johnson said i'm not sure
she rehearsed for that type of question, i think she just decided she was going to describe emotionally about the death of the americans. as a way of getting out of having to respond to me. she did respond to you. >> he is a lying sack of liquid crap, stephanie. >> stephanie: really? >> i'll tell you briefly -- >> stephanie: you mean to say -- ♪ you're a lying sack of crap ♪ >> scott walker keeps him around to look dignify. we were on cnn, and solodad unwisely lets me ask a question. so i said senator johnson, good morning, considering this president moved national guard troops to the border considering he actually did an
executive order to make the dream act, law, and considering according to census laws how can you say he has done nothing when governor romney won't even give us his point of view on the dream act. and he said that whole moral immigration that is because the economy is so bad. to which i said oh, so it was bush's problem. these are the guys who said if we don't rally behind the president it is treasonnous. she was reading from a statement, and that's true and she got choked up during its
the part of whether the mothers who will never see their husband's again that was ad libbed. >> stephanie: sean hannity this anger is outrage it was staged probably under the direction of james carville. here we go again. >> and again, it's just republican airborne amnesia. they hated her. then they loved her. then they are going to hate her again for the next four years. remember john kerry? totally backfired in their face because if they had kicked bush to the curve and let john kerry
become president in 2004 john kerry would have inherited the crap storm. and they blew it. >> can you work with me then on an ongoing basis so we can get that behind us. >> well, i think, senator in all fairness, i think we do know what happened. i -- i think that it is very clear -- were you at the briefing with the tapes? >> no. [ laughter ] >> well, there was a briefing with tapes, which we all saw -- those of us who went to it -- [ laughter ] >> which made it crystal clear. we sat for several hours with our intel folks who described to us precisely what we were seeing. we saw all of the events unfold. we had a very complete and detailed description. >> which you missed. >> a tea bagger gets tea bagged.
>> stephanie: yeah. >> it makes a difference whether or not the american people have the confidence that the president and the administration is being truthful with them. so i guess my question is do you agree with that point? and are you willing to work with me? or do you basically agree with hillary clinton that that's yesterday's news and let's move on. >> senator if you are trying to get some space between me and secretary clinton that is not going to happen today. but i don't think that was the question. i -- i think that if -- if your question is should the american people get the truth and does it matter? hillary clinton would say yes. and i say yes. >> yep bottom line. >> stephanie: but he said i think that was not what she was referring to. she was referring to the sequence and timing of the events. i love this whole narrative, john -- hilary hit johnson so
hard he seemed like out of breath. >> yeah. one thing hillary clinton failed to do, she failed to remind these people that on that day there was outrage over this video. and we had over 20 protests around the middle east including israel. is it not reasonable lady and gentlemen to presume perhaps the cia could have made an intel error in just assuming this was related to the 20 other protests. >> stephanie: right. what she was talking about is in the heat of it, in the middle of this, what did it matter? that's the most important thing -- >> was it a terrorist attack or was it a protest? >> it could be both. >> right. they have tvs and radios. they know what is going on in
cairo. >> stephanie: exactly. eighteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: free speech? what a concept. it's the "stephanie miller show." [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. are you in good hands?
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everybody. jeff in virginia. i'm told it was the best show ever, because as usual i was -- >> drunk. >> you were great. stephanie was so good at this d.c. show. i sat in the audience for stephanie's set, and it was beautiful. you let a large african american man grind against you and you got applause for it. >> stephanie: i did. that's pretty much my act. steph and the gang thank you for an amazing evening, blah, blah blah. we were able to meet john fugelsang, my heart is still a flutter. and for jim, my husband, adult daughter were on they way out and he was so kind. he chatted with us about
military aircraft stuff. >> wow! >> stephanie: my husband is a retired u.s. air force colonel. please thank jim for being unbelievably gracious. [ applause ] >> not the first adjective i think of when i think of jim. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he is an entirely different person out of the studio. >> yeah. >> stephanie: thank you. we loved it. >> that was a line from hard drinkin' lincoln. >> yeah, you should find that online. it is very funny. [ glugging sound ] >> scrapple? >> and he gets drunk every episode and dies every episode. >> stephanie: oh, he is like kenny from south park? >> yeah, pretty much.
it's funny. >> stephanie: we have jerry from north carolina. welcome. >> caller: good morning. love your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i wish y'all would start a big discussion on taking medicare and social security off budget so the american people can see that we do not have enough tax money coming in for anything except the bloated dod budget. i'm a retired marine combat veteran, and i believe in defense, but we are wasting some big bucks and social security should no longer be a piggy bank. >> stephanie: yeah. thank you. thank you. it cannot be said enough. and john we just saw bernie sanders and every time he is on and talks about that he makes such good sense. he is like we do not have a crisis. they keep fear mongering every time in the same way, right? >> exactly right. look, how many times do you want
to be proven right and still be scorn by the right-wing. >> stephanie: right, exactly. sorry i was chatting with my girlfriend back in hawaii. >> oh. >> stephanie: john kerry yesterday. >> if you confirm me i would take office as secretary proud that the senate is in my blood, but equally proud that so too is the foreign service. >> stephanie: chaw exactly. john kerry again yesterday. >> we will do what we must do to prevent iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon. our policy is not containment. it is prevention. and the clock is taking on our efforts. >> stephanie: and grampy was
somewhat less cranky with john kerry. >> exactly. >> working toward that end with john and witnessing almost daily his exemplary statesmanship is one of the highest privileges i have had here. >> and now they can try to get a male nude cosmo model into his seat. >> stephanie: and what about ed marky. >> he is going to actually campaign for the job. >> stephanie: yeah and don't get your pink patent leather shorts in a fold. and hillary clinton yesterday. >> john is the right force to carry forward the obama administration foreign policy, and i urge his speedy confirmation. >> i love john kerry. >> stephanie: mary in atlanta,
you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, mary. >> caller: hi, how are you doing miss stephanie. that was me i am so sorry. >> stephanie: that's all right. >> caller: i'm calling because i wanted to just make a point about -- you know perhaps we shouldn't be so quick to judge. we should be a little slower to judge with bernie sanders -- >> stephanie: do you mean harry reid or bernie sanders. >> caller: i'm sorry harry reid. i'm sorry. because he is seasoned. he knows what he is doing, and he looks at the big picture and he looks at it in the long run, and with all of these republican controlled houses in various states that, you know, would normally vote for a democratic president, if they get a chance to gerrymander and get control, then those votes no matter what the popular vote is it goes
towards the republicans. >> stephanie: yeah we'll talk about what they are up to with that as we continue fridays with fugelsang on the "stephanie miller show." >> current's award winning original series is back with an all-new episode straight from the headlines. in the minefield of the nation's gun control debate, this could be the most polarizing issue. >> anybody could claim "stand your ground" and they can get away with murder. >> only on current tv.
♪ >> look you -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- aren't you just one big slice of fancy? >> well, i'm a professional. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. sexy liberal asleep in the new york bureau. >> but he does have a spine in
his orange crush. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: stephen wants to know, hilary what kind of sandwich did she eat when they broke for lunch? i'm guessing turkey. [♪ circus music ♪] >> it took about 20 minutes of watching to realize it was the hearing and not kill bill part one. >> stephanie: there you go. the republicans plan to rig the next presidential election with six pictures. this is what happens when you are out of ideas, and you realize you are losing the generational and geographical battle. yesterday virginia republicans took the first step to rig the electoral college in that state. it parties blue states that
president obama won in 2008 and 201 and changes the way they allocate electoral votes. under the republican plan most electoral votes will be allocated to the individual districts wrath ore than the winner of the state as a whole. that sounds fair. because the republican plan would be implemented in states that are heavily favored for republicans. >> how is that legal? >> stephanie: exactly. you go can they do that? and i -- i -- i guess that remains to be seen. >> yeah. well states make their own electoral college rules according to the constitution. >> stephanie: right. so -- john you were saying before the break. the caller seemed to draw a line to that and the filibuster reform -- >> yeah, i think she is thinking two different things that harry reid is going to cave on. one being the assault weapons
ban which he is going to cave on. >> stephanie: all right. we'll get to that in a moment. republican retreat kicks off rocky start. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: is that their only plan? let's see if we can cheat and win. >> yeah. >> stephanie: house republicans at a reteat this week discussion of successment communication with minorities and women will actually take -- that tells you right there, they have to have seminars entitled successful conversations with minorities and women. it turns out the room is named after a wealthy family that owned many slaves in the 18th century. >> and the location itself is a former plantation. well played gentlemen. you heard about the new mexico bill put forth by a new mexico
republican. any woman who was raped and then became pregnant, that she could face up to three years in jail for evidence tampering if she terminated the pregnancy, and she still made it that the rapist would go to jail for evidence tampering. and this came out the same day reince prebus's comments about how to appeal the rnc to a much broader base. >> stephanie: yeah, it really is -- it is incredible john the stuff they say out loud. >> yeah. >> stephanie: they literally -- remember the memo they put out basically bragging about stealing the house from democrats, despite democrats getting over a million more votes than republicans did. >> and the only thing standing in their way is the democratic willingness to let them do it.
no more democrats got votes than republicans this year. >> stephanie: that's right. byron you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, byron. >> caller: hi, steph. two things. if mcconnell still had a 52 vote, would we still have a filibuster, and i think he looks more like hand[ inaudible ] >> stephanie: hannibal got his face eaten? >> by a pig. [ inaudible ] >> i can see where you are going with that. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: oh my god, john fugelsang you just slip me those jokes and don't even tell me i'm
pretty first. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: christina in illinois. >> caller: hi, i have advice for ron johnson and rand paul, they need to get out of denial. their whole party is going down. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: i want to say, john [ inaudible ] really embarrassed himself by going on stasel last night. they had an impersonator of our president talk about embarrassing themselves they have an impersonator dressing up like obama saying what they want him to say. i think it's very strange. and they have been talking about mourdock and that other guy from missouri that messed up -- >> the rapy republican, right. >> caller: yeah, saying it might have been a problem -- they don't realize how strange and weird that is. and rick sanatorium's wife
married that older doctor when she was a teenager. and all of these people don't believe in science, and it's just really strange. >> stephanie: yeah and frothy sanatorium has called the president a sore winner. >> for giving a liberal speech. >> stephanie: for talking about any issues that he ran and won on. >> exactly right. and i have a lot of respect for our pro life brothers and sisters, god bless you you have the rights as a free citizen. however, we don't have an abortion problem in this country, we have an unwanted pregnancy and abortion is a symptom. you have to ask them one question, do women who terminate pregnancies deserve to be in jail? ask them all and make every
politician give a question or no answer. >> stephanie: mitch mcconnell said of the president's inaugural speech it was a blast of liberalism to a country that we still believe is center right. >> he needs to tell us which parts of the speech america disagrees with, because it was actually a very popular speech that reflects the will of this country. >> stephanie: exactly. let's go to janice in madison. you are on with john. hi, janice. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i have to express a little -- not dismay but i would like to -- one line for john fugelsang. welcome to my world. >> what do you mean? >> caller: i'm in wisconsin and i am currently in the process of liquidating everything and leaving because i'm so fed up
with paul ryan the ron paul -- ron johnson scott walker -- i'm done. i'm done. >> stephanie: no. no. no. i just got to meet tammy baldwin in washington. >> i love tammy bald win. i will support her from louisiana. >> stephanie: louisiana! >> listen, if you are going to leave wisconsin, blame it on the weather. >> caller: i'm bigger than bobby jindal. i can kick his ass. i have no worry there -- >> stephanie: when you are moving to louisiana -- >> they have more fun down there. but i respect your decision however if you want to leave leave because of the weather not because of the politicians. there are so many progressive and anti-evil people in wisconsin that's where our sexy liberal tour began. they need you there.
we need cool people in the midwest. we need cool people in the cities -- >> stephanie: yeah don't be hypnotized by the bp commercial -- >> i didn't decide if it -- is mississippi better since bp spilled their oil, no alabama is better, you both are wrong, texas is better since bp spilled its oil. >> and the seafood is delicious. >> this tuna tastes great and my car runs on it too. >> stephanie: none of them look like they missed a meal -- >> thanks bp for fouling our gulf commercial. >> stephanie: look there are green things in the commercial. [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> stephanie: it's all clean. i get a free bottle of androe gel if i go to mississippi.
okay. go ahead you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: the filibuster we're all disappointing in the harry reid -- what he was able to work out regarding the filibuster. we would all like to hear the senator actually voice their opinion on the issues but i think there is a lot bigger problem. i listen to a lot of progressive talk radio, and i think the biggest problem is that they don't like working for an african american president. >> that's not the biggest problem. >> bill: joe bide inwas able to get through exactly the same tax deal that the president presented to mitch mcconnell. >> stephanie: yeah. how about if the white guy says it. i hear ya. john, you can't deny that there has been -- i'm not saying all of it, but man there has been unprecedented disrespect for
this president. when did -- george w. bush didn't go to the inauguration mitt romney didn't go to the inauguration. but they haven't impeached him for his private life or called his wife a lesbian. there is no doubt some of them are racist, but their contempt is reserved for the working class of america. because that's who they keep choosing to hurt time and time again. these guys choose to hurt you. >> stephanie: one question -- you don't mean lesbian like a bad thing, right? >> did i say lesbian? >> stephanie: yes. >> i believe the president doesn't like turtles. >> stephanie: okay. 46 minutes after the hour. back with more fridays with fugelsang on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: talk radio you can dance too. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ on this planet for something
♪ here she -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ -- comes now, saying moanny, moanny ♪ >> stephanie: oh, i see, you left out the part -- >> well yeah. [ censor bleep ] >> stephanie: okay. fine. go do it amongst yourselves. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. sexy liberal john fugelsang in the new york bureau. >> good morning. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: mitt romney to be honored in d.c. today. for? >> for what exactly? what did he do? >> for not showing up for the inauguration. >> stephanie: right.
he will attend a luncheon at the marriott. >> so far the only friend he has in d.c. is barack obama who bought him lunch. actually we bought him lunch so he gets free stuff. >> stephanie: moocher. >> i was very jealous you got to be at the inauguration. it was so wonderful and magical to be in d.c. this weekend, and the whole city was just a party just full of happy people all weekend. and then to watch it was great. i was doing the live coverage with governor granholm. >> we watched you. >> everyone is so angry about beyonce's fake singing and no one is mad about her extensions which i think is hypocritical.
>> stephanie: it was awesome. like we were saying it was like prom weekend for political geeks. >> yeah, it was all of my favorite people. >> stephanie: exactly. speaking of beyonce -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: she is very disappointed by the lip syncing controversy. >> disappointed! >> stephanie: i don't see what the big deal is. she says she is disappointed because she feels the technicality took away from the moment. she felt it was more important that she was blood doping. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i'm just kidding. she said this is completely normal for an outdoor performance. everybody uses these tracks and the music director advised it. she did sing, but she used a
track. so i didn't get what the big problem was. >> whitney houston lip synced the national anthem and it became a number one hit. i don't have a problem with it at a free event. it's when they do it at concerts. >> stephanie: yeah, she did sing parts live -- i don't get it. i lip sync this entire show every morning. i'm home drunk. this is cji if you are watching on tv. i tell the same stories over and over again because i'm so old. >> yeah we have massive cgi budget on this show. >> stephanie: right. let's go to bob in wyoming. hi, bob. >> caller: hey steph thanks for
providing a breath of fresh air to us out in republican wyoming. that thank you. >> caller: we either shouldn't have to have a problem or we ought to be scared. >> stephanie: yeah, either way. oh, rand rand, rand. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: guess who i missed in d.c.? >> who? >> stephanie: orly taitz. did i tell you john i just watched the president being reinaugurated and getting on air force one, and then newt and callista were on my plane in coach.
[ phyllis diller laughter ] >> that was just a dog whistle to the douche nozzle vote. >> stephanie: he nailed down the douche nozzle vote as i recall. >> he certainly has. tonight on "viewpoint" we're going to have representative john conyers. >> awesome. >> yes. and we'll talk about the revelations of cardinal mahoney this week, and it will be funny too. >> stephanie: katherine biglow wrote a peace, and roland thinks it doesn't glorify torture. but she wrote that i don't personally believe that torture lead to the capture of bin
laden, but to include that is part of what went on. >> the problem is people are going to see this movie and think that's what caused the capture of bin laden. it is a terrific film. everyone should see it. the last 45 minutes a riveting but it's like merchant of vinace. >> stephanie: exactly. it's like it made it seem that dick cheney was the technical advisor. >> yeah, and it's great that she made a film about torture, and shows what our tax dollars were paying for. >> stephanie: the conspiracy
theory out here in hollywood in case you know is that steven spielberg is behind all of the controversy because he wants lincoln to win. >> yes, oscar politicking. but i love that she directed a movie about skydiving bank robbers. >> stephanie: what film is that? >> point break. >> stephanie: i love anything with patrick swayze. >> you mean the fbi is going to pay me to serve. [ laughter ] >> woe! >> most heinous. >> stephanie: isn't that how it ends, right? patrick swayze goes surfing and presumably kills himself -- >> well, there he goes again. >> i'm performing tomorrow night at the blue state ball in indianapolis. >> awesome. >> come on down if you are there and freezing. >> stephanie: because you weren't busy enough.
woman choked man for hogging blanket. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he was trying to get more of the blanket, as men do. she called police, and was highly intoxicated however. >> that warrens a 911 call. he also won't get me a glass of water. >> stephanie: all right. here she is my bff, jacki schechner. >> good morning. senator [ inaudible ] plans to announce today that he is going to retire at the end of his term. the republican from georgia was elected to the senate 2002 and before that served eight years in the house. two conservative congressmen have already indicated they might be running against him.
republicans have been displeased with his efforts to broker a bipartisan deficit deal. and now even more gop republicans in congress will likely to toss their hats into the ring. today jeb bush is writing in the wall street journal in an op-ed. he said the best way to combat illegal immigration is to provided a workable path to citizenship. he arguys that only a comprehensive plan will be able to deal with the 11 million undocumented immigrants currently in the country. he says that advocating small incremental changes is short sided and self defeating. after threating the united states yesterday, north korea is now turning its sites on south korea. it is threatening, quote, strong physical counter measures if
south korea decides to support the un sanctions. south korea for the most part is keeping quiet, but china is not happy. it is backing the un sanctions also saying don't conduct anymore nuclear tests. we are back after the break. stay with us. ♪ event. >> it doesn't anymore real than this. >> current's award winning original series is back with an all-new episode straight from the headlines. in the minefield of the nation's gun control debate, this could be the most polarizing issue. >> anybody could claim "stand your ground" and they can get away with murder. >> only on current tv.
happy friday, everybody. six minutes after though hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. stephanie miller on facebook we have all the pictures up from inauguration weekend, i believe. >> yes. everything you sent me. >> stephanie: stephaniemiller.com the website, you can email us all there, voice deity jim ward executive producer chris lavoie, or me. now we have -- ♪ oh tina ♪ >> stephanie: hello. good morning, tina dupuy. >> stephanie, how are you? >> stephanie: i'm good. so good to see you in dc. >> yes, i'm still recovering. >> stephanie: yes, me too. >> it is so much formalwear and
so many lines to stand in. >> you and karl went to the big inauguration ball. >> we went to the big inaugural ball and the following day we went to the staff ball. like obama kept following us around. >> stephanie: he is very clingy. >> i know. i was like the dude is stalking me, please. >> stephanie: karl frisch tweeted about it. even the gay boys brag about hitting on you. which is weird. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i see why all of the boys go crazy about you. you are as delightful and lovely in person as you are on the radio. >> i say the same thing about you steph. >> stephanie: oh, tina. but we were saying i did do more in the last five days as i did in five years. so i'm not going to come out of my house again.
i don't know how you pack for back east, there's formal wear, and hats and gloves -- >> yeah, i is pretty daunting i had long johns and cocktail dresses, and someone was like are you going to seattle. >> stephanie: exactly. >> the last time i saw you it was hours before hurricane sandy hit, and then you went back to the west coast and now we're having this cold streak because you left the east coast. >> stephanie: that's right. i take all of the warmth. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> it gets really, really bleak as soon as you leave the east coast. >> stephanie: i apologize. how about the president's speech. it made all of the right people mad, right? >> i was very cold when i heard it, so i think it was fantastic. i'm not quite sure. but the world "stonewall" was
really really powerful. >> stephanie: yeah. >> and he has been reputed to be this communist socialist kenyan it is about time he gave a speech that was somewhat liberal. >> stephanie: yeah. despite the fact that he is the first american president who has ever said the word gay in his inaugural address. >> yeah. those were two big things. and -- and as much as we -- you know, give the president hell -- which we should. we should keep him accountable for everything he has done. he has not closed guantanamo hello. but they were trying for 60 years to get health care passed and he did it.
don't ask don't tell is not there. the lilly ledbetter act, and even -- and women in the military. i mean this didn't get a lot of play but women in the military serving overseas could not get access to an abortion if they were raped by their -- by their fellow soldiers. this was a huge story that i had been talking to women who will go -- activists who will go into places like chile and other places where abortion is criminalized, that they would get -- the majority of their phone calls were not only from american women but from female soldiers serving overseas that did not have access to abortion. and that changed under this president. >> stephanie: obviously the debate about women in combat has come up. and we were sitting next to senator boxer's daughter and she has a film called the
invisible war. but i didn't even know -- one third of military women have been sexually assaulted. roughly twice the civilian figure. if they want to look at gender problems in the army they might want to start there, right? >> right, and up until very recently, basically if you happened to get pregnant, then you were basically assaulted twice. >> stephanie: yeah, absolutely. and by the way so we were saying obviously leon panetta said they have to meet the same standards as men to go into these jobs. and it seems like with don't ask don't tell we're hearing a lot of the same arguments. >> exactly. but there are a lot of men who don't meet the physical requirements to be a marine. >> stephanie: right. >> we were talking about this that a lot of people now are too
fat to fight. women are going to have to be physically strong enough to do that, but that doesn't mean that women can't do that. >> stephanie: here is my favorite. women should not be in combat because men poop. have you seen this? >> no, but the "wall street journal" is always at the forefront of the ridiculous. >> stephanie: right. it's by former marine infantry man ryan smith he said social norms would make it humiliating for men. since soldiers had to defecate inches from his comrade's face in iraq women should not be
allowed in combat because it would humiliate men. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is humiliating enough to relieve yourself in front of your male comrades -- [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: -- it would be distracting and potential traumatizing to be naked in front of the opposite sex. that would mark the first time a man has been concerned about hygiene. [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: wow! in combat do you have to poop right -- >> if you have disinterry and you are in a fox hold, you don't have many options. >> can we use the phrase soldier up. >> stephanie: yeah, it has been a while since i have been with a man, but i don't ever remember one of them closing the bathroom
door. >> very good point. >> stephanie: thank you. we combine the mention sa meeting with the fart jokes here. [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: you wrote a fabulous column entitled the truth is you are still a jerk lance. you tied together -- you quoted yourself, you said you joked during the romney campaign that he was single handedly trying to kill all of the fact checkers from exhaustion. >> indeed. >> stephanie: but the lies and the lying liars that tell them as al frankton would say. >> it is just this suspended reality campaign. where michele bachmann warned us about the soviet union, and i think it was the first debate where he said under his plan, preexisting conditions would be covered. and he was actually lying about
his own plan that they had to set the record straight later. everyone just made stuff up, and then the effigy of it was karl rove on fox news going no no no. it is too close to call when clearly the game was over and obama won by a landslide. so then you have lance armstrong who is a schmuck on a very, very redeemable day and he comes, and he is candid about it. he did admit to a lot of the things that he had been accused of for many, many years, so i said that that should mean something, like that should -- honesty should be rewarded at some facet, however, we should maybe find a less repugnant personality to test that theory out on. >> stephanie: yeah. he is going to be in a whole
world of hurt now. a new class action lawsuit from people that bought his book because his book was based on a lie. it was a story of overcoming cancer and winning the tour de france without doping, right? >> that's right. >> stephanie: and jim always helpfully moves ann coulter's books to the fiction section. >> that would be horror section. come on. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: tina dupuy great stuff as always, and it was lovely and delightful to see you in person in dc.t again soon. >> thank you stephanie. >> stephanie: there she goes tina dupuy. >> and she is with the contributor.com. >> yeah. >> and she is smoking hot. >> stephanie: so noted. thank you counselor. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: she is your human
♪ ♪ hey -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ -- put a record on i want to dance with my baby -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ says people come together ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. twenty-two minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. becky says laughed so hard with your metro story with chris. at some point my sons decided we
would all take the metro to the mall sure enough i couldn't figure out how to do the ticket and they kept nudging me saying mom, mom mom. finally we did it and then they put me on a cab to go home. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that's me. >> that system they have of sticking your ticket in and taking it out -- >> stephanie: i don't get it. >> yeah, it's a little confusing. >> stephanie: and then put the ticket in when you get out of the thing -- >> so it knows how far you traveled -- >> stephanie: i'm from l.a. i didn't even know we had trains. >> we have subways here that i take quite a lot. >> stephanie: really? >> that's rile. >> i have taken it exactly once. i saw a basketball game with carlos. >> stephanie: don't you have to
go somewhere very specific. >> yeah. >> stephanie: otherwise you are screwed. >> you can go to long beach. >> stephanie: no. >> and culver city on the train. >> stephanie: culver city. for-god's sakes, really? it's lovely, we had to work there at the old radio station -- >> that's not really culver city. >> stephanie: yeah, that's kind of the butt crack area of l.a. jeff writes steph all of these excuses of why women shouldn't be in combat reminds me of when i was working in radio, and it was a fact that women couldn't be in radio. of course years later we saw the emergence of several, and then some desperate station even gave
a job to -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. [ applause ] >> the story of crapping -- >> stephanie: pooing. >> we did that and it's called wood stock. >> stephanie: yeah. >> taking a bath in a lake and squatting in the forest it's just without the drugs or music. >> stephanie: right. they acknowledge that women have been fighting and dieing in iraq and afghanistan for more than a decade. leon panetta said not everyone is going to be a combat soldier, but everyone is entitled to a chance. ♪ let's hear it for the boys ♪ >> tammy duckworth didn't lose her legs playing hackky sack. >> stephanie: that's right. diane feinstein yesterday. >> i was the one that found the
supervisor's body and put a finger in a hole trying to get a pulse. once you see one of these crime scenes, it isn't like the movies. it changes your view of weapons. >> stephanie: oddly the nra not supportive. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: they called the effort disappointing. disappointing. they are disappointed. they are yeah. >> disappointed! >> stephanie: yeah, but not surprised. i'm sure that's what hurts her the most. >> i'm disappointed! >> stephanie: senator feinstein has been trying to ban guns for decades, it is disappointing that she is once again trying to curtail the constitution instead
of prosecuting criminals or fixing our broken mental health system. the american people know gun bans do not work. >> the question is are you lying then or are you lying now? or are you not a chronic and habitual liar! >> stephanie: congress will reject senator feinstein's wrong-headed approach. a lot of people think that is true, but i hope not. >> no weapon is taken from anyone. the purpose is to dry up the supply of these weapons over time. >> stephanie: my formally republican sister wrote a great letter to her representative in virginia about this. because when you go through one at a time the president's proposals, they make sense to any normal sensible person. >> yeah. >> stephanie: senator feinstein again. >> the message to democrats is see what your silence does?
there will be more of these. >> stephanie: my sister was talking to british friends that just don't understand it after newtown. they said i don't understand why this continues to happen in america. >> around the world. >> stephanie: well, they just happened to have british friends. senator feinstein again. >> if anyone asks can you win this? the answer is we don't know. it's so uphill. >> stephanie: it is just sad. my sister is going through one thing after another going why on earth wouldn't you be for this? i mean all of the stuff when you look at it -- when you take the politics out of it it just seems to make common sense. chuck schumer yesterday. >> assault weapons were designed for and should be used on our battlefields. >> stephanie: and joe biden.
>> make your voices heard. this town listens when people rise up and speak. >> stephanie: i gave him that line. there is a picture of me whispering in his ear. >> yes, there is. >> what were you saying? >> that's a big f-ing deal. >> stephanie: becky you on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: my son turned on the youtube to epic cat failures. it was hilarious. >> stephanie: epic cat failures. okay. >> stephanie: there goes my wednesday. sorry 20 seconds go ahead. >> caller: those idiots that were questioning hillary clinton, do they have brains? >> stephanie: no. >> caller: and number 2, did harry reid when has a republican ever honored a handshake
agreement in the last seven years. >> stephanie: that's a good point. something weird happened in florida. >> what? >> stephanie: we'll talk to jacki next on the "stephanie miller show." >> current's award winning original series is back with an all-new episode straight from the headlines. in the minefield of the nation's gun control debate, this could be the most polarizing issue. >> anybody could claim "stand your ground" and they can get away with murder. >> only on current tv.
♪ oh, oh oh jacki blue ♪ >> stephanie: good morning, jacki schechner. >> good morning. >> how are you holding up? >> i'm okay. >> you had a long morning? >> i did. i have been spoiled. >> stephanie: we had to call you back to service, why? >> why? >> stephanie: because something weird happened in florida. >> there is a surprise. >> stephanie: i have to say you are -- you know, a connoisseur being from florida, family girl. this one may top all of the previous florida headlines. >> if it doesn't have rick scott in it, it doesn't at the tops. >> naked intruder pooped and masturbated in victims house. when tony and [ inaudible ] land
discovered a naked carnival worker -- >> a carney. >> naked carney? florida. wow. >> stephanie: -- on their roof. who hasn't found a naked carney on their roof once or twice. >> i'm guessing meth was involved. >> bath salts or something like that. >> stephanie: the night had just begun. he allegedly assaulted tony and trashed the couple's north fort myers home and then defecated and masturbated inside the house. >> at the same time? >> stephanie: no, it was a string of events. and police arrest intoxicated zombie shouter? >> what? >> he is a zombie and he is shouting.
>> stephanie: no they arrested the man who was stumbling around a woman's backyard repeatedly shouting zombies. he smelled of alcohol. >> oh. >> stephanie: this is why i do drunk stack, because it makes me feel like less of a -- >> drunk. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: >> i either fall asleep on tell jim how much i love. >> or you fall asleep on my friend jeff's nap. >> stephanie: yeah, i'm a sleepy happy drunk. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: nurse accused of sex act with corpse. >> oh. >> again? >> stephanie: someone might be
harder up than me -- rigor mortis hard. [♪ circus music ♪] >> oh. >> stephanie: jacki might be too sleepy for this. >> no, go ahead. >> stephanie: this is here in l.a. i was trying to make you feel better. not every weird story is from miami. someone reported seeing her engaged in a sex act with a body. >> oh, god. >> stephanie: investigators have not disclosed whether it was a man or a woman. >> would that make a difference at this point? >> stephanie: yeah, people will be like oh now that is really gross. >> exactly. like her sexual preference is an issue at that point. >> was it so decomposed you couldn't tell. >> stephanie: oh jim louise!
you did not just say that. he just went all gary bower on us. >> i love zombies. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> because he looks like peter lori. >> that was a bit that we did 12 years ago. >> a little bit before my time. >> yeah, little bit. >> stephanie: this one -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: this may be based on me. a window display featured a well-dressed inflatable doll laying in a pile of bottles and pills. >> where was this? >> stephanie: i'm guessing it is in a flower store. the owner said it's aimed at encouraging people to send flowers on valentine's day. >> where was this?
>> stephanie: virginia. the owner said we're trying to show that she is sad lying in bed and should get some flowers for valentine's. >> it's a sex toy doll? >> stephanie: i don't know. i don't think so. >> what other inflatable dolls are there? >> i don't know. >> if the mannequin is mixing booze and dope maybe they could send flowers for the funeral. >> stephanie: jacki schechner i'm segueing to hard-hitting
news. don't you feel like we're having a flashback to gays in the military. because men poop? >> yeah, at this point it's just a technicality because women have been serving aside men in dangerous combat roles -- well obviously roles on the front line for a while. >> during the beginning of the iraq war when they were at that big compound there were girls in bikinis with assault weapons on their shoulders. >> is that true? >> yes. >> on our side? >> yes. >> stephanie: mary jane wants to chime in on this. go ahead. >> caller: i joined the national guard in 1978 to go for my nursing career and at that time they were putting women through just like men in basic training. this was january in south carolina, there were no big
coats, no glove liners or boots for women. they were poorly equipped to say the least. there was a very bad attitude toward us being there that we had to deal with a lot. they showed us a movie on rape and how careful we must be on military bases, and then handed us a flashlight and sent us out in the dark. >> stephanie: right. >> they have always been in the military -- >> stephanie: i see, jacki -- >> you hung up on her. >> stephanie: oh i did. >> you hung up on me. was that intentional? >> stephanie: no. >> can we tell people the one time i didn't call you back
within like an hour you got really upset. >> stephanie: why are you being so distant? >> yeah and yesterday i didn't hear back from here. >> stephanie: i have a good reason. i'll tell you later. >> that's what i was afraid of. i have a feeling i know. >> stephanie: okay. judy in california you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi judy. >> caller: you guys are just way too funny in the morning. >> stephanie: i know it. >> caller: it's all subject now when i called tee bone we were talking about this interrogation that hillary clinton was put there. when rand paul asked that stupid question -- >> stephanie: yeah, turkey? >> caller: it brought the oliver stone out of me. republicans do two things bring out the pepto bismol in me or the oliver stone in me.
he must know something. he repeated it. i'm waiting for the second shoe to fall so he can say aha we caught her in a lie. i think they just wanted a gotcha. >> stephanie: he gotcha as in got himself. >> caller: i think so. >> stephanie: he just [ censor bleep ] shot himself. >> i think he has been listening to fox news. >> stephanie: yeah, seriously jacki, i'm sure we have all given at least one man in our life that look. but that look -- i think i'm going to make that my screen saver. what [ censor bleep ] turkey? seriously. >> had i been president at the time -- [ hillary clinton laughter ] . >> -- is the u.s. involved with transferring weapons to turkey? >> hillary clinton: turkey? [ hillary clinton laughter ] >> stephanie: i can't hear it enough. >> it's amazing. >> stephanie: yeah, she just
cleaned the floor with them didn't she? >> yeah, and she was so cool and calm and collected and just so dignified. and she is sitting down today for a joint interview with president obama they are going to speak to steve croft on "60 minutes." >> stephanie: now, interesting. >> yeah, i think it is interesting. >> stephanie: all right. nappy time for you. >> i know. i'm starting to fade. >> stephanie: i'll call you later about the thing -- >> all right. got it. bye guys. >> stephanie: love you, miss you already. all right. we'll be right back with the remaining moments of the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: the left roars back -- [ fighting cats ] >> announcer: -- it's the "stephanie miller show." >> only on current tv.
♪ oh -- >> announcer: stephanie ♪ ♪ -- you're blow my mind hey -- >> announcer: ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. happy friday, everybody. happy inauguration week. we made it to the end. i remember when we had to go to the george w. bush inauguration which was somewhat less festive for us. somebody took the time to do this. ♪ oh, stephfy you're so fine
you're so fine you blow my mind yeah, stephfy, yeah stephfy ♪ >> stephanie: yeah. ♪ oh, stephfy, what is a boy like me supposed to do ♪ ♪ oh stephfy [ inaudible ] you do ♪ hosts like you ♪ ♪ do what you do stephfy ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: w out. thank god. >> that was amazing. >> stephanie: gladys in nebraska. >> caller: hi, i love your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> it appears that rand paul has hopes and dreams of becoming president some day. >> stephanie: yeah. [ laughter ] [ hillary clinton laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. go ahead. >> caller: my suggestion is for him to wish in one hand and poop
in the other and see which one gets filled first. >> wow, haven't heard that expression before. >> stephanie: all right. gary in indiana -- >> gary in indiana. >> stephanie: i read that wrong. -- i told my brother he turned me gay, because he hung me. >> i don't think anything turns you gay. >> stephanie: i'm just kidding chris lavoie. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: rhode island house of representatives pass law to allow gay marriage. and the official country star of the "stephanie miller show" shelley rice --
[ crickets chirping ] >> stephanie: wait a minute. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> >> stephanie: -- is pregnant with twins! >> wow. >> stephanie: i'm like wtf what happened here? >> i sent you the new story yesterday, i was hoping that wasn't the way you found out. >> stephanie: no. i opened it up and there were two tiny t-shirts, and i'm like -- i didn't know what it was. and then i'm like -- that is magical. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: and shelly is the one who is going to be carrying the -- >> and i helped. >> no, you did not. >> stephanie: you wanted to but you didn't. [ laughter ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: speaking of women i love orly taitz. i just missed her in dc. >> let me finish!
>> stephanie: birther queen orly taitz is now claiming she has the power to have president obama arrested in connecticut. >> because >> stephanie: she has three supports in connecticut who are willing to sign a petition claiming that he -- >> stephanie: you only need three signatures. >> i have evidence that he was lip syncing the inauguration. >> stephanie: right. he lip synced -- the oath. >> she has said stranger things. >> stephanie: in recent days she focused on some neighbors of a bronx man named harry bunell. who she claims president obama stole his social security. and the first lady may have
claimed to be married to burrnel! [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: it comes days after taitz travel to d.c. for the inauguration. we're going to have to move you -- we're going to have to move you -- >> we need to go ahead and move you downstairs in to storage b, we have some new people coming in. we need all the space we can get. >> stephanie: go to the bus station! no! >> that street behind the capitol was shut down. >> stephanie: let me finish! she thinks it was a conspiracy just to keep her out. >> sure yes. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: my other best
friend, vice president biden. that was the other thing, my mother going our, dear do you have your arms around the vice president, how does the secret service allow that? i said i think they make exceptions for the girl. my friend said you look hot, who is the old guy hitting on you. [ buzzer ] >> was somebody responsible for frisking all of the gals in their gowns. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: biden stoking 2016 chatter. >> stephanie: oh, dear. joe biden in 2016 the inauguration barely over the vp already hinting that he may have more plans. he lay be laying the ground work
to carry the torch after president obama. yeah, the next presidential campaign a long way off, plenty of if -- most notably if hillary clinton is going to run. and cuomo is already positioning himself. biden said there are a whole lot of reasons i wouldn't run. he will be 74 on election day. he said i don't have to make that decision for a while. he went to the iowa state inaugural ball and he told party goers he was proud to be president of the united states prompting tears, and quickly corrected himself. i'm proud to be vice president of the united states. and he attended a ball honoring environmentalists. that's us, the green ball. >> that's right. >> stephanie: and other balls.
he said i don't intend to let these four years go by without getting a hell of a lot done. [ applause ] >> i love that picture of him in the west wing in the vice presidential hallway. >> stephanie: yeah. we got a white house situation -- we got a little picture -- and they change the picture like almost every week -- >> once a week. >> except the one of the boy touching the president's hair. >> yeah. they have the most amazing pictures in the hallways. whoever that paragrapher is he's unbelievable. all right. i'll all out of time now with my useless stories. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: we are really just running on fumes. we need to sleep all weekend. that's it for us, i would like to thank, chris lavoie jshlgs jim ward, tee bone on phones and drums and dog sitting, and